Stupid question of the day....

Stupidest question of the day, "So can you tell me why the account is behind?" Well let me see...."LIFE MOTHER FUCKER! What else? No I just find pleasure in screwing you out of your $15.00 a month payment. WoooHoooo I can so party with that.

Because more than screwing you out of your payment I enjoyed the endless pentalites and fees your are going to slap on my account because I missed the payment. I love your arrogant attitude that you are superior. God knows that this would never happen to you. After all you live in perfectville.

Your second stupid question was, "Do you have a work number we can contact you at?" Oh yes because while my life in going down in flames let's just have my business scroll across the ticker at work. As far as you need to know I am homeless and unemployed. The cell phone you have contacted me on is the house phone in the cardboard box in which I am raising my three children.

Now granted I will take my share of responsibilty with this. After all I was the dumbass who was reeled in by your oh so hard to resist credit offer. Guess what ass wipe if it was not for people like me people like you would not have a job. It kills me how you act like I am the worst cardholder you have. Miss one payment and the heavens open up and fire and brimestoe rain down.

I will pray for you tonight and it will go something like this. Now I lay me down to sleep. Please Lord let me be present when the jackass that called me today has to deal with someone like them when their life is overcome by events. Give me grace enough to extend my hand and offer to share my cardboard box with them. Lord I also am using the word jackass in the biblical sense. Amen