Saturday, June 16, 2007

Wedding, religious verse and SEX.....

On Friday a co-worker of mine got married. It was at 11am in the morning. A Catholic wedding. He only invited a few of us from the office since they were only having family and close friends. This particular co-worker I consider a friend and have gotten to know him pretty well in the 3yrs we have been working together.

He is the epitome of a what I consider to be a gentleman. His parents I am sure are very proud of him. He has looks, education, very well mannered,sense of humor and a temper when one is needed. Believe me I could go on with all the reason I really like who is as a person. So I am sure that he will be able to appreciate the humor of my experience during his wedding.

For anyone not familiar with the Catholic church they do alot of getting up and down and kneeling. When the priest receits scripture they respond in kind. Also during a Catholic wedding they take communion and during this they kneel.

Since I was a friend of the groom I sat on his side. All four of us from the job (all ladies) sat together. Sitting behind us was a whole roll of the groom's friends. I could tell by response and non response those who were practicing Catholics. The two young gentlemen seated behind me were definitely practicing.

So communion time came and the priest said to kneel or sit. So not being a practicing Catholic I sit down on the pew. Not thinking the next thing I hear in my ears is the two young men seated behind me receiting religious verse. Since it was like they were talking in my ears. Yes, you guessed it they were kneeling.

Can I tell you what a freaking turn on that was. Especially the young man on my left shoulder. He had a voice that mmmm just make you melt. Do you think that I moved at all forward knowing how close they were? Oh hell no, I just closed my eyes and took it all in. Sex and religion. What a combination. It was very hard for me to pray for the blessing of the marriage and the bride and grooms future when I needed to be praying for forgiveness for my thoughts.

Do you think God has a sense of humor and could have possibly have been thinking whatever gets them in the pews? If not Father forgive me because I have sinned.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that was funny!