Ignorance is bliss.......

Without going into alot of what I do for a living the office I work in also has law enforcement types working there. In the seven years I have worked here I have gotten to know a few of them.

One being my on again off again male friend. Even though he no longer works here and has not for quite sometime his best friend does. The best friend has no idea that we have had any type of realtionship out of the office.

I know, I know you are thinking sure sure. But I am serious and I know this because recently I picked up some extra hours and came in early a couple of days ago and ran into this particular person. He always tells me to stay out of trouble.

So on this particular day as he is exiting the building he says to me "Whats up trouble." To which I reply nothing but do you know where I can get some. With that he comes back around to the window and asked me "What did you say?" I repeated my remark and he started laughing.

He proceeds to tell me that he knows that I have been out and about in the last six months tying one on with a female friend. So we banter back and forth and I assure him that I have not as I had been busy every week from the beginning of the year till early July helping my girlfriend pack and on her way to Boston.

This officer proceeds to tell me that our mutual friend called him. Informed him that he saw me out. To which I responded, "Oh really now?" I said sorry to disappoint. He needs to tell him he was wrong and next time if he is so sure it is me to come over,say hi and buy me a drink.

With that he tells me that he thinks this person and I should get together because "he thinks" we would have a great time. Sure sure I say I am far from his type. You officer guys like tooth pick magazine girls. He busts up laughing and says, "Oh whatever" as he laughs harder.

So tell me Mr. Funnyman why do you think your friend and I would be so good together. He talks about the fact when this person was working here we got along so good. But I tell him that is different it is work place friendship.

I remind him of all the stories he tells me about when he and this guy use to go out before they were married. How all the ladies were falling all over this guy. Who by the way is divorced now. That is why he is trying to hook us up which makes it painfully obvious that he has no clue about the reality of our relationship.

He proceeds to tell me how this person was serverely depressed after his divorce and that he has not dated anyone. How he and his wife had tried to set him up with a friend of hers and he said no.

So now he has it in his mind that he is going to call said friend and tell him that we need to go out. Knowing what I know I tell him you do that. So fellow bloggers lets see where this goes.

If you have read my previous blogs you know that it has been since May that I have spoken to "him." (The officer that is no longer working here) I am really looking forward to see how this all plays out and at what point will the mutual friend learn about the fact we have been having an on again off again friendship for the last two years.

Can you imagine the look on his face? I can! Because he is the type to think he is always in the know. That no one can get anything over on him. Man is he gonna be shocked.